Monday, February 22, 2010

Sitting Nosey.

So, as you read in my previous blog , I am sitting in this restauranty loungey area at LaGuardia Airport in NYC and these people just comandeered my corner. They are talking really loudly. Their group consists of three gays and their queen who I assumed all work for the same company because as soon as they turned their laptops on they started talking about conference calls and meetings and the gays sucked up to the girl even more. They aren't dressed very professionally, all in jeans and tshirts so I decided it was going to be a challenge to figure out where they work.

I dont know for sure if these guys are gays or not, but they sure ass kiss like they are. and I would know, because I myself am queen of my own herd.

ANYWAY.

So I made a game out of figuring out who the heck they were and what they were doing because they were talking so obnoxiously loud that they probably wanted me to know anyway.

Then one of them talked about Blocking HIV Diagnoses and then another one piped in about some kind of medical something or other and I got really interested. Then the Queen said that she was going to wake up the minds with free coffee at the conference table and then one of her faithful gayish followers says "OH SUSAN WHITE YOU ARE AN ANIMAL!!" (that's not her real name) and so I googled that name and "pharmacy" because they were talking about medical crap and medicine, but not in a doctory way, and BAM I found a linkedin profile with the picture of the queen her self but slightly heavier (she must be working too many hours). They work for a software implementation company for pharmaceuticals based in Madison Wisconsin. But they dont sound Wisconsinish you betcha.

Anyway that took all of five minutes and I still have an hour and a half to kill before David gets here. I'm still not sharing the outlet and my battery is completely charged up. HA HA.

I feel kind of stalkery. Was that bad?

I'm bored. Should I drink and blog?

UPDATE: one of the gayish isn't gay he just talked about visiting his fiancee's 90 year old grandmother and last I checked Wisconsin doesn't allow gay marriage you betcha. So he's just a disgusting suckup.

I just ordered a rum and coke so I could hog the outlet longer.

Livin the dream.....

UPDATE UPDATE!!

I'm laughing because either it's a good rum and coke or because David just emailed me and said they werent leaving yet because a falling suitcase just smacked someone. So I went on WendysAirlines.com to look up the flight status and it says it's delayed due to aircraft maintenance. I guess there isnt a delay code for someone getting owned by a carryon. Carryons are like 40 lbs and I bet that hurt. Ha haha. *sippppp*

The queen is having mussels and spaghetti. The follower on her left inhaled his spaghetti and the two on her right had gigantic hamburgers and stopped acting so suckupish as they cram food down their gullet. i am re evaluating their orientation.

Still hogging the outlet and i heard one complain about battery shortage. HA HA HA!!

UPDATE x 3 ...

My laptop is fully charged. I moved my phone to the charger because it needs some love. ha ha ha. Then the waitress brought them the bill and my food was on it because she thought we were together. I laughed. In that case give me 8 rum and cokes........

David's plane is on its way. I guess the luggage smackdown got resolved.

Oh, they're leaving. NOW what am I gonna do>>>

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