Sunday, April 26, 2009

My Tainted Thanksgiving Blog

Dear My Dietician who should remain nameless and Dean and Deluca...

I would like to thank you both for the lovely CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH you guys provided me on Wednesday as a happy sendoff to the holidays. It was such a surprise to see CHICKEN SANDWICH on the menu and then be blessed with this wonderful conglomeration of mayonnaise and onions and soggy chicken. It was really stellar. And also, I'd like to thank the makers of Boost for making sure I have the essential calories needed after I threatened to throw said sandwich against the wall. (It's not my beautiful dietician's fault I just wanted her to star in my blog because she is a fan) I heart you red!!

I'd also like to thank Robyn for letting me sleep through group therapy. (as a result of the carb and calorie overload courtesy of Boost - It ALWAYS does that to me)

HAHAHA - -

You know, you write a blog like that and then you realize what a spoiled little brat you are.

All kidding aside, I'm thankful that I'm here to actually even BE thankful. I am also aware that there are starving kids in Ethiopia who would die for my chicken salad sandwich. Theyll be glad to know I wrote Santa a note sending all further chicken salad sandwiches their way. With love.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone :) I am simply thankful.

ATW2TM!!!!

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