Dear Douchebags*
*coworkers who thought they could actually get me terminated for this blog by wasting a ton of ink and covertly giving it to a manager complete with highlighting on the best parts.
I would like to thank you by letting me know in your sweet secret way that I am in your thoughts. Obviously too much. If you need reimbursement for all that ink and paper you used (what, a whole days salary worth, right? Steep!) Please let me know. In the meantime I'd just like to express my gratitude for the compliments I received for my candor and strong writing skills. Really was an upper.
Ps. Can't touch this. (Doing Hammer dance)
Pps. At least I'm not scared to tell people who I am.
Love, all the way to the moon
IS
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Whadda bunch of losers. Hold your head high and rock on, Shannon!
David aka cltvff
Anyone who blogs or uses Micro-blogging services (such as twitter) and blogs about work or work-related events will normally get this, at least once or twice in their career. I'm glad that the management at US thinks positively of it.
The only compliment that you have ever gotten is from a lousy attempt at a blow job under the desk. And that was only out of pity! The only reason ppl read this is to see what a low-life crackhead you really are. Its a real "upper" and makes us feel better about ourselves as we all laugh at you. P.S. dont piss off your FA's have you not learned that by now P.S.S. no one wants to touch it skank (doing the hammer dance) LMAO
Dear IS,
You say you are not scared to tell ppl who you are? Well…I believe your are. Pretty sad that a “MOM” (not really comfortable referring to you with that term), would think its ok to post all of her issues online, pass it around so everyone can read it. And now you act surprised when coworkers don’t want to have you around. Maybe just maybe, they don’t want to work with someone that is popping pills. Did you ever think about your kids when you put this up there?????? NOPE you sure did not. “Hammer Dance” to that. Is this something you want there classmates to know about? This is not therapy this is a cry for attention, YOU WANT PPL to read this if you did not you would write in a JOURNAL!!
Keep on keepin' on.
Don't let the haters get you down.
Luv Ya; Delta David.
P.S. Mad/FA and Stacie can go to HE double toothpicks.
Haters are haters because they're jealous and feel inadequate. They can only feed EGO by presenting themselves as "better" (in their egocentric minds). Sad, really.
Haters really need Eckhart Tolle.. bad.
Losers?No people with morals. BTW David aren't you the one her husband left her because of your affair??Or was that another pilot she got caught with? Let's see she's what 29yrs old with two failed marriages because of her cheating, god knows how many STD's (that's one you should have kept to yourself) or blowjobs given on jetways or family bathrooms,addicted to pills,bipolar,suicidal,eating disorder, basically just a waste...so you go on doing your Hammer dance you eventually fall off a jetway or down some stairs doing it.....as for can't touch this...no one wants to.
Oh what tangled webs we weave.... You truly are a joke.... Do you really think any of us feel sorry for you,,,,, come on Shannon.... surely the drug use has not destroyed all those brain cells.... Speaking of drugs,,, if you want your life to be such an open book,,, tell the whole truth... everyone who knows you,,,, knows you love to ski those white slopes,,,, pills are the least of your problems.... "Dave"... hope you are not doing anything with her other than getting your knob waxed.... She is the STD queen.... You would not want something soap and water could not wash off???? Now would you..... Oh Shannon ,,,, last but not least... I was overjoyed when I heard you lost your children.... Finally,,,, some good comes out of all of this..... What a waste you truly are!!!!!!!!!
I'm not going to rip you or curse you like you may deserve... the others here did it for me... but what I am gonna say is that I want you to think about your little boy for a second... I practically helped raise him for a chunk of his life and he needs and deserves better than this... you have lived almost 30 self centered years- now make a change for him and your daughter! Delight in him, someone who truly loves you instead of getting off on the attention you get from your blogs.. you may be surprised at how your life may change for the better...
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